“I was really surprised when someone died.”
(via theriomorphic)
“I was really surprised when someone died.”
(via theriomorphic)
Credit goes to my gurl unflatteringscreenshotsof1d.
My name’s Phil. Most my friends call me “Big Phil.”
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
(via seacrash)